Dear Chicago Cubs,
You just got swept by one of the worst teams in the National League. You had a three game lead with 6 games left to play. Your lead is now 1, and is dwindling by the minute. I love you, but the way you are playing, you don't deserve to go to the playoffs. Why oh why do you let a mystical curse control your destiny? Take your future into your own hands. I wish you the best, but because of the results I have seen, I prepare for the worst.
Your loving fan,
Sam
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Well - these are all true and valid statements. At least the Brewers suck even more. Playoffs are pretty exciting, though. Maybe they can manage to pull it together.
prediction #1: the cubs make it to the world series, but lose to the indians. it'll be another fantastic {boring} midwestern fall classic ... at least that's what the coasts will call it.
prediction #2: the royals won't win a world series for another fifty years.
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